Plus I think it takes till about the age of thirty before a golfer can either banish the disruptive action of the temperament, or realize that such activities are not only fruitless but destructive.

Mr. McCormack:

You may call me on my Strunk and White, but in dollar figures Tiger may have signed the book deal too early.

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Another Tiger prediction:

Taylor Spalding